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Tata próbuje zmobilizować Jasia do nauki. - Jasiu, jak dostaniesz piątkę to dam ci 10 złotych. Następnego dnia, w szkole, Jasiu podchodzi do nauczycielki i szepcze: - Proszę pani, chce pani łatwo zarobić pięć złotych?
Jedzie pasażer taksówką i chwyta taksówkarza za ramię żeby powiedzieć mu gdzie ma się zatrzymać. Nagle ten wpada w poślizg, ledwo wyhamował, a pasażer go pyta: - Panie co pan taki nerwowy? - Bo ja robię jako taksówkarz dopiero pierwszy dzień... wcześniej pracowałem w zakładzie pogrzebowym jako kierowca karawanu.
Przychodzi Jasiu do piekarni i pyta: - Czy jest dwumetrowy chleb? - Nie, nie ma. Jasiowi zależało na tym chlebie i przychodził tak przez dwa miesiące. Cały czas nie było chleba. Następnego dnia przychodzi i pyta: - Czy jest dwumetrowy chleb? - Tak jest. - To poproszę piętkę.
przez gustaw5 » poniedziałek 04 czerwca 2018 12:48
Facet przychodzi do sklepu monopolowego i mówi: - dzień dobry jestem Antek i poproszę dwa wina - proszę, ale nie musi się Pan przedsztawiać - wiem, ale nie chcę być anonimowym alkoholikiem.